If you follow golf you’ve heard that the PGA Tour and the Champions Tour (over 50 years old but still darn good) are implementing a drug testing policy.
If you’ve watched a Champions Tour event…you’d realize as I do that the tour would be much better served by instituting mandatory cholesterol and gin testing.
"We do use a lot of Advil out here," tour spokesman Michael McPhillips said.
I’m teasing of course because these guys on their worst days are 100x better than I at the game. Additionally, if I’m 50 and can play golf professionally…on a somewhat limited schedule…for the chance to win about $400k every Sunday….yeah…