A news story just hit the wires moments ago. Here’s the headline and the link.
Mediacom runs out of free antennas
"Three Mediacom employees with signs stood outside the cable company’s
office at 2205 Ingersoll Ave. in Des Moines this afternoon, notifying
customers there were no free antennas left and that more would be
available on Tuesday."
Cue the circus music. If you’re going to bridge the absurdity gap, make sure you buy enough Acme Absurdity Gap Fillers.